25 Of The Worst Pick-up Lines That Are Sure To Get You Slapped


Whether you’re looking to go home with that cute girl or guy at the bar, or looking to start something more serious, there’s nothing more important than a good opening line. But sometimes that “good opening line” isn’t as good as you thought, and is often the worst!

We’ve rounded up 25 of the best-worst pickup lines the internet had to offer. Let us know what you think!



1. Got this one on tinder… ‘Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.’ – PlumSauc3 

2.Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years. – I_Am_McBaby

3. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids. – Fizzyface










4. Hey baby. I just shit my pants, can I get in yours? – redeyes275

5. “Girl, if I was a fly, I’d be all over you, cause you’re the shit!” – airsoft27

6. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays? – XiKiilzziX

7. Are you from UPS? Because I’d sign for that package. – the1nonlyevilelmo




8. Heard you were looming for a stud. Well I’ve got an STD, all I need is you;) – Dense_Necros

9. “Are you a fire detector? Cause you’re loud and annoying” – klojo300

10. “Hey did you drop something?” “Uhhm, I don’t think so” “Your standards, Hi! I’m Nick” – sigk

11. Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your ass is out of this world. – danrivermama




12. Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong. – Skakiddru

13. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. – RavingKilla

14. M’lady, you need a man that knows how to treat a woman with respect. I haven’t jerked off in 6 months. – wasabillama

15. ei gurl u a big toe? cuz i’d bang u on my coffee table – SteveGreysonMann

16. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you. – Xenon808




17. Apart from being being beautiful what do you do for a living? – cruiseon

18. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I’m Josh

19. Did you get that body in McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it

20. Have you got your license? Because you’re driving me crazy!




21. I hope you’re insured. Because you’ve made a dent in my pants

22. Are you a geologist? Because you’ve got me rock hard

23. Hi I’m the package that good things come in

25. It’s really annoying because I thought happiness started with a ‘h’ when it actually starts with ‘u’




And A Bonus Pick-up Line: 


26. My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.




What’s the best or worst pickup line from the list above?

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